Not sure why I feel like I drank a case of beer yesterday...but I do.
The question is did you drink a case of beer? rotflmao
Already screwed up...maybe I’ll just go back to bed.
you bought your vibrating doll a valentines gift but forgot your wife?
Apparently “go get your own damn Flowers was the wrong answer” so I further showed my hole digging skills by telling her not do go waste money on stupid flowers that were already dying.
Looks like I’ll be making my own breakfast now.