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Mornin' geezer!

Good morning guys. Got up this morning, normal routine. Went downstairs and the wife was asleep in her recliner. She has a colonoscopy today and was complaining that she hadn't shit yet. So I walked into the bathroom and told her that I would show her how its done, and took a big shit with the door open. LMAO. Ten minutes after I left the house, she texted and said she finally pooped. Not sure why Im telling you guys this, but I laughed and figured it would get your morning started right.
 
dustinb80 said:
Good morning guys. Got up this morning, normal routine. Went downstairs and the wife was asleep in her recliner. She has a colonoscopy today and was complaining that she hadn't shit yet. So I walked into the bathroom and told her that I would show her how its done, and took a big shit with the door open. LMAO. Ten minutes after I left the house, she texted and said she finally pooped. Not sure why Im telling you guys this, but I laughed and figured it would get your morning started right.
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Isn't she drinking that magic shit juice?
 
dustinb80 said:
Good morning guys. Got up this morning, normal routine. Went downstairs and the wife was asleep in her recliner. She has a colonoscopy today and was complaining that she hadn't shit yet. So I walked into the bathroom and told her that I would show her how its done, and took a big shit with the door open. LMAO. Ten minutes after I left the house, she texted and said she finally pooped. Not sure why Im telling you guys this, but I laughed and figured it would get your morning started right.
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I'm pooping while I read this and literally LOL'n... lmao

Oh, and the doors open. HAHAHAHA.
 
Yes she drank the juice. I think everything went well. She called me at 11:00, hadn't been seen yet. I asked why and she said "The Doctor is behind" LMAO.
 
dustinb80 said:
Yes she drank the juice. I think everything went well. She called me at 11:00, hadn't been seen yet. I asked why and she said "The Doctor is behind" LMAO.
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Lol ya the doctor is about to be behind that's for sure! I remember the last time my dad drank that stuff, no joke I think he shit around 25 times!
 
Hey guys, got a message from Geezer and this sleep deprivation is messing with him so he will be on here sporadically when he can.... Keep him in your thoughts and prayers please....
 
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