My stupid pet peeves.
- Thread starter Jackalope
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I've got a neighbor .... the same one who keeps tearing up his mower, who walks his two fat ass beagles up & around the streets, & let's them shit IN the streets without cleaning up after them. Not that we can prove it, but my wife found two different piles at the end of our driveway.
Had a neighbor with a mastiff and he'd shit where he wanted to without the owner caring.... I'd scoop it up, put it in a Walmart bag and hang it on the front door handle.... They got the hint....
Lol, I've even gone over at night with my own scooper full of shit & left it at their doorstep , hoping he'd step in it. It still amazes me that i didnt fall down their steps trying to get away in the darkness.
This is a big one for me. Few things are as frustrating as untangling a mess of an extension cord.
When my wife yells at me and makes me feel bad for farting in bed. Does she expect me to go out of the room every time I fart?
Fast food employees. Today I stopped in at a downtown McDonalds. I wanted hot cakes, a coffee, and a cinnamelt. Normal items for them. After 5min of watching them (hourly employees and managers) joke around and play, I said something out of character for me. I said "can you just get my food and quit fucking around? Some of us have work to get to." Then I realized I dropped an f bomb in a public place with a company shirt on. Oops. That is way out of character for me. Not saying I don't cuss. Just normally more respectful and discreet about it. Guess I had seen enough of their slap happy bull crap. I just wanted my grub and to get back to working.
I knew you had it in you!![emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji122] [emoji122] So what did they say?!
.......or a luegy melt with your coffee. Pretty sad what kind of people we have working in the fast food industry these days!
Here's a couple....
Tired of having to update date my iPhone every month!
Also, as I've gotten older I get less and less tolerant of wasting stuff. We throw away way more food in our fridge than we should. I'll eat leftovers much longer than I should but I can't keep up with 3 women that won't dare question the "use by or sell by" dates on groceries. I must have a cast iron stomach cuz as long as there isn't moldy hair,fuzz or spiderwebs growing on it or any bad odor I'll make sure it gets eaten.
Some very good ones being tossed out on this thread.
Tired of having to update date my iPhone every month!
Also, as I've gotten older I get less and less tolerant of wasting stuff. We throw away way more food in our fridge than we should. I'll eat leftovers much longer than I should but I can't keep up with 3 women that won't dare question the "use by or sell by" dates on groceries. I must have a cast iron stomach cuz as long as there isn't moldy hair,fuzz or spiderwebs growing on it or any bad odor I'll make sure it gets eaten.
Some very good ones being tossed out on this thread.
That's when you rip a big one & then quickly take the bed sheet & cover her .
No need for that as raunchy as my farts are[emoji23] . I've been eating cabbage the last 2 days[emoji41]