Nothing about Nothing
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Looks like Ms. Piggy has a frog in her throat again...
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I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him $20 would you buy booze?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy motorcycle parts? He again said no, he got rid of his bike 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & riding motorcycles!
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you $20 will you buy motorcycle parts? He again said no, he got rid of his bike 15 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than $20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you $20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & riding motorcycles!
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