Nothing about Nothing
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triple_duece
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Big_Holla
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A man walks into a bar and finds a midget standing on the piano bench skillfully playing piano. Stunned, the man asked the bartender where he found this amazing person. The bartender replied "From the genie in the closet; he'll grant you a single wish, but it'll cost you a round." Being a slow night, the man buys the patrons all a round.
The bartender shows the man to the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation the man said, "Genie, I want a million bucks!" The Genie acknowledged, and immediately all the doors & windows in the bar flew and the largest flock of ducks ever seen by man swarmed though.
When the commotion was over the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "Is he deaf? I asked for a million bucks not million DUCKS!"
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
The bartender shows the man to the closet and as the bartender said, there was a genie inside. Without hesitation the man said, "Genie, I want a million bucks!" The Genie acknowledged, and immediately all the doors & windows in the bar flew and the largest flock of ducks ever seen by man swarmed though.
When the commotion was over the man stormed to the bartender and screamed "Is he deaf? I asked for a million bucks not million DUCKS!"
The bartender shook his head and replied, "You're telling me... Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"
Guy goes in a bar and orders a martini and notices the piano player has a monkey sit n on the piano. The guy takes a sip of his martini and sets it on the bar. Well the monkey hops down, scoots across the bar and pisses in the guys martini. The guy walkes over to the piano player a saya "hey do you know your monkey pissed in my martitni" - the piano player says " no, but hum it a little I'll catch on"
