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Jackalope

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I was standing outside a hotel having a cigarette while on a business trip once. About 15 spots down the sidewalk a guy pulled up in a truck and parked next to another truck. The truck he parked next to had backed in and was covering most of the sidewalk. I looked away for a moment and heard a bang. I look back to see the guy sitting in the grass holding his shin and rocking back and forth. The guy that had backed in and covered most of the sidewalk had a long hitch sticking out of the back of his truck. After a few moments this guy gets up, limps over to the truck and starts yanking on this hitch. He finally gets the pin and hitch out the receiver and straight throws it through the guys back truck window. I'm still sitting on the bench out front when he limps by and said "inconsiderate asshole".
 

Bigslam51

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I was standing outside a hotel having a cigarette while on a business trip once. About 15 spots down the sidewalk a guy pulled up in a truck and parked next to another truck. The truck he parked next to had backed in and was covering most of the sidewalk. I looked away for a moment and heard a bang. I look back to see the guy sitting in the grass holding his shin and rocking back and forth. The guy that had backed in and covered most of the sidewalk had a long hitch sticking out of the back of his truck. After a few moments this guy gets up, limps over to the truck and starts yanking on this hitch. He finally gets the pin and hitch out the receiver and straight throws it through the guys back truck window. I'm still sitting on the bench out front when he limps by and said "inconsiderate asshole".

That had to of been funny as hell! I would of liked to have seen the guys reaction when he saw his back window busted out!
 

Strother23

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I was standing outside a hotel having a cigarette while on a business trip once. About 15 spots down the sidewalk a guy pulled up in a truck and parked next to another truck. The truck he parked next to had backed in and was covering most of the sidewalk. I looked away for a moment and heard a bang. I look back to see the guy sitting in the grass holding his shin and rocking back and forth. The guy that had backed in and covered most of the sidewalk had a long hitch sticking out of the back of his truck. After a few moments this guy gets up, limps over to the truck and starts yanking on this hitch. He finally gets the pin and hitch out the receiver and straight throws it through the guys back truck window. I'm still sitting on the bench out front when he limps by and said "inconsiderate asshole".

That is hilarious lol. I think we have all hit a hitch but throwing it through the back window is another thing lol
 

Jackalope

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Thing I always wondered was if he got caught. Hotel parking lots are usually crawling with cameras. Chunking it through is back glass was a little over the top but i must admit pretty dang funny. Thing is they're so easy to take off when you're done, it's worth it to not fracture someone's shin. Especially when there's a good chance that someone will be you.
 

xbowguy

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Thing I always wondered was if he got caught. Hotel parking lots are usually crawling with cameras. Chunking it through is back glass was a little over the top but i must admit pretty dang funny. Thing is they're so easy to take off when you're done, it's worth it to not fracture someone's shin. Especially when there's a good chance that someone will be you.

Falls under temporary insanity I'd say.......
 

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It certainly pays to keep 'em locked. As funny as that would be to see, I'd imagine any security video would make its way on Youtube. I still remember the dumbass lady who fell into a mall pool while yacking on her cell phone, courtesy of security video. I bet her shins hurt too...lol


Lady falls in fountain: http://youtu.be/IvI3ekdisBQ
 
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