Nothing about Nothing

[Curran]

Morning.... coffee is a good thing.

 

[CJD3]

Nuthen up my sleeve...

 

[Hoytmania]

We have a setup which used to be on one of our older trucks which had a 30' boom and a "right of way sprayer" on the passenger side. All the controls in the cab to operate the boom and sprayer. The sprayer was awesome for vegetation control in ditches or for total kill in old equipment yards. It would really shoot out there in a fan pattern about 30'. The threat was always to fire it up one night and drive around killing the first 20-30' of someone's lawn if they hadn't paid up. I had a list of people I would have loved to try it out on, but that just isn't me. There is a preacher man in town that screws over everyone he hires. Thought crossed my mind many times about trying it out on his lawn. Lied through his gold teeth. I figured if you preach on Sunday and screw people the rest of the week, then he has his coming in the end. Not my place to serve him justice. Temptation to use it was tough to fight though.

Justice is Mine saith the Lord!!!!! :smiley_asswhip:

 

[Archertl]

pfffft

 

[Riverdude]

Dannmann is funny and a Superhero and there is NOTHING we can do about dat!

:smiley_bagonhead:

 

[swantucky]

Greenish discharge.

 

[Curran]

Greenish discharge.

Don't want nothin to do with that!!!

 

[Dannmann801]

Whaddaya call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?












a quarter-pounder with cheese....

 

[Hoytmania]

Whaddaya call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?












a quarter-pounder with cheese....

Funny but just not right bro
:smiley_armscrossed:

 

[Archertl]

Who ever rated this thread less than five stars needs to go sit in the time out chair for while.

 

[Dannmann801]

:redface: yes, I am embarrassed when I tell that joke

 

[swantucky]

I just saw a leaking penis. UGH!

 

[Dannmann801]

I hope it wasn't live and in person...dang

 

[5Cent]

I think I just sharted

 

[CJD3]

Oral sex is a matter of personal taste.

 

[Riverdude]

I just saw a leaking penis. UGH!

Dude, that is just wrong, lol.

 

[Archertl]

have you ever put your head in the microwave oven thinking it was a time machine?

 

[Gern186]

What did one gay sperm say to another gay sperm?
















Kind of hard to swim around in here with all of this shit in the way!!!!

 

[Hoytmania]

How do you drown an blonde?




































Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!

 

[Riverdude]

VD is nothing to clap about!

:smiley_chinrub: