Nothing about Nothing

[Big Weff]

Wow... That's rather sexist isn't it???

Did you find something else of interest in the picture old bud? Haha

 

["J"]

Did you find something else of interest in the picture old bud? Haha

That little gnome looking thing up on the curtain rod caught my attention.....

But the spider [emoji887] looking nipple covers kind of freaked me out...

 

[xbowguy]

Look at how much longer her middle 3 fingers are compared to her pinky finger. (You have to look away from her boobies to see it.) rotflmao

 

[Dustinb80]

That is a freakishly long middle finger. She gets a pass for that.

 

[giles]

What fingers?

 

[hickslawns]

That just means she has to go deep sea diving to perform the shocker.

 

[Gordo]

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Now I'm wondering how long her tongue is.

 

["J"]

 

["J"]

 

[xbowguy]

Y'ALL WILL NOT believe what just happened!! I'm at a local gas station to buy a coffee. When I walked up I noticed two police officers looking at this lady who was smoking while pumping her gas. I'm thinkin, why is she smoking while pumping gas with the police officers right there! I went in, got my coffee and as I was checking out I hear somebody screaming. I look outside and the lady's arm was on fire!! She was tossing about waving her arm around and just going crazy. The police threw her to the ground, and put the fire out with a fire extinguisher. When I walked out, the officers had handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the back of the police car. I asked the officers what they were arresting her for, figuring that her arm on fire was enough punishment. He looked me dead in the eye and said, ......."For waving a Firearm."

 

[giles]

Y'ALL WILL NOT believe what just happened!! I'm at a local gas station to buy a coffee. When I walked up I noticed two police officers looking at this lady who was smoking while pumping her gas. I'm thinkin, why is she smoking while pumping gas with the police officers right there! I went in, got my coffee and as I was checking out I hear somebody screaming. I look outside and the lady's arm was on fire!! She was tossing about waving her arm around and just going crazy. The police threw her to the ground, and put the fire out with a fire extinguisher. When I walked out, the officers had handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the back of the police car. I asked the officers what they were arresting her for, figuring that her arm on fire was enough punishment. He looked me dead in the eye and said, ......."For waving a Firearm."

I thought for sure that story was gonna end with you getting involved and pulling on a leg! Lmao

 

[Blan37]

Y'ALL WILL NOT believe what just happened!! I'm at a local gas station to buy a coffee. When I walked up I noticed two police officers looking at this lady who was smoking while pumping her gas. I'm thinkin, why is she smoking while pumping gas with the police officers right there! I went in, got my coffee and as I was checking out I hear somebody screaming. I look outside and the lady's arm was on fire!! She was tossing about waving her arm around and just going crazy. The police threw her to the ground, and put the fire out with a fire extinguisher. When I walked out, the officers had handcuffs on her and were about to put her in the back of the police car. I asked the officers what they were arresting her for, figuring that her arm on fire was enough punishment. He looked me dead in the eye and said, ......."For waving a Firearm."

You got me. lol

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

Now that made me laugh.

 

[Bigslam51]

 

[MoonLab]

 

[Bigslam51]

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[xbowguy]

That Shit Is Funny!

 

[giles]

Hahahaha!

 

[Bigslam51]

Hahahaha!

You'd let go and watch me drop off the cliff, asshole