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triple_duece

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xbowguy

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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Columbus, Ohio, who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in Grove City and one of my sisters, who lives in Hilliard, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes on Parsons Avenue. I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in Lucasville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994.. The other brother is currently in jail awaiting trial on charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in Circleville and is still a part time "working girl" at the I-70 Truck Stops. All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who is a Michigan fan?

Signed,
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