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Nothing about Nothing

When you 're from the country, your perception is a little bit different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor 's farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.

"No, they went to town."

"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"

"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.

Then the boy said, "I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give Dad a message."
"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It 's about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment... "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don 't know how much he charges for Howard."
 
a famer and his boy walk down to the neighbors to borrow his bull to breed their cows
as they return home thier small town pastor was waiting to speak to the father
the father tells his son to but the bull in the pasture with the cows and to keep him posted while he talks to the pastor in the kitchen
a short time goes bye and the boy comes running inside and yells
Daddy! Daddy! the bull fucked the white cow
the father says thats good but show some respect for the preacher man and tell me when the bull "suprises" the other cow
the boy goes back out and comes running back in about 20 minutes later
Daddy! Daddy! the bull suprised the brown cow
the dad says "he did,thats great"
the boys says "yeah he fucked the white one again!"
 
loose_is_fast said:
a famer and his boy walk down to the neighbors to borrow his bull to breed their cows
as they return home thier small town pastor was waiting to speak to the father
the father tells his son to but the bull in the pasture with the cows and to keep him posted while he talks to the pastor in the kitchen
a short time goes bye and the boy comes running inside and yells
Daddy! Daddy! the bull fucked the white cow
the father says thats good but show some respect for the preacher man and tell me when the bull "suprises" the other cow
the boy goes back out and comes running back in about 20 minutes later
Daddy! Daddy! the bull suprised the brown cow
the dad says "he did,thats great"
the boys says "yeah he fucked the white one again!"
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rotflmao
That was good!:smiley_clap:
 
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LOL! What timing. My wife went out in the garage tonight to get a jug of water out of the trunk. She comes running back in the house scared to death and tells me there was a snake in the garage. So guess who has to go out and get the water... My 5 year old daughter...lol
 
JD Boyd said:
LOL! What timing. My wife went out in the garage tonight to get a jug of water out of the trunk. She comes running back in the house scared to death and tells me there was a snake in the garage. So guess who has to go out and get the water... My 5 year old daughter...lol
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Oh no you didn't!lol
 
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