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Nothing about Nothing

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For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab, or a motel in the United States. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical advice.
Chad, you're killin' me! LMAO.............Yes, that red haired babe is smokin'.
 
That Hooterchick on the left looks like a man, cross between a coalminer and Bugs Bunny <shudder>
Guess those operations work.
 
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