Things I learned at paint creek:
1. Y’all know how to do it right.
2. people in Ohio cut their grass on the daily.
3. One of you won’t teach your kid how to tie on a hook so I had to.
4. Bigfoot, turkeys, silver labs and mushrooms don’t exist!
5. Dustin is still an asshole and goes to bed when the street lights turn on.
6. Fishing is optional at paint creek but drinking isn’t.
7. People from the south must stink, because everyone told me

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8. you can experience all for weather seasons in a 12 hour period.
9. It rains and blows a lot!
10. Pattie’s cookies are the shit!
11. Y’all are my kind of people.
Thanks for having me and sorry I didn’t party too much as I was trying to kill a nonexistent Turkey. I enjoyed myself. Brock thanks for taking me hunting and putting me in a gar hole. Dave thanks for letting me stay and bump my head on the header of the doorways…..are they 4’ high?