* If the early bird gets the worm, why does good things come to those that wait?
* Why is it called a building, if it's already built?
* If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
* Why is the pizza box square, when the pizza is round and the slices are triangle?
* If you describe something as indescribable, haven't you already described it?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic, called the rush hour?
* If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
* Why do we call them apartments, if they're all stuck together?
* Why is it called shipping, when it goes by truck and cargo when it goes by ship?
* How does a sponge hold water, when it's full of holes?
* If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
* Do stairs go up or down?
* If a fly loses its' wings, is it now called a walk?
* Why does quicksand work so slowly?
* Why do we call it a hamburger, when it's made out of beef?
* If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
Feel free to add to the list.
* Why is it called a building, if it's already built?
* If Cinderella's shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
* Why is the pizza box square, when the pizza is round and the slices are triangle?
* If you describe something as indescribable, haven't you already described it?
* Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic, called the rush hour?
* If you get out of the shower clean, how does your towel get dirty?
* Why do we call them apartments, if they're all stuck together?
* Why is it called shipping, when it goes by truck and cargo when it goes by ship?
* How does a sponge hold water, when it's full of holes?
* If you're not supposed to eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?
* Do stairs go up or down?
* If a fly loses its' wings, is it now called a walk?
* Why does quicksand work so slowly?
* Why do we call it a hamburger, when it's made out of beef?
* If you drop soap on the floor, is the soap dirty or is the floor clean?
Feel free to add to the list.
