Toothpaste MUST be squeezed from the bottom of the tube. Makes me crazy when the wife just squeezes it in the middle.
When done showering, before I pick up a towel, I shake off my hair to get all the water off, then wipe down my arms, my shoulder blades, lower back, torso (in that order), then shake my left leg then my right leg like a dog to get all the excess water off. THEN I'll use the towel to dry off. (keeps the towel as dry as possible, to get ME as dry as possible)
I would never do anything as weird as tapping my leg with a key though...