Retirement Investments...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
refund, you
will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Kinda makes you proud to be an American!
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year
ago, you would have $49.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you
would have $33.00 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one
year ago, you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling
refund, you
will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink
heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900
miles a year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22
gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get
about 41 miles to the gallon!
Kinda makes you proud to be an American!