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Texas Logic


Senior Member
Allen County
I seen a fundamentalist extremist Muslim, fall into the Rio Grande river this morning. He was struggling to stay afloat, because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member, who was also struggling to stay afloat because of all the large backpack of illegal drugs, strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. :smiley_chinrub:

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff's Office and Homeland Security.

It's now 4:00 p.m., niether authority has responded and both have drowned.

I'm starting to think that I've wasted a couple of good stamps. :smiley_blink: