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the difference is between grandmothers and grandfathers


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NE Ohio
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between grandmothers and
grandfathers? Well, here it is:

There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his daughter's family on weekends. Every Saturday
morning he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the
car for some quality time--just him and his granddaughter.

One particular Saturday, however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
like being up at all. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to
their drives and would be disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue
and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.

When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather, who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
Grandma?" he asked.

"Oh, yes, Papa, it was really wonderful. We didn't see a single asshole,
piece of crap, horse's ass, blind bastard, dipshit, Muslim goat humper, or
son of a bitch anywhere we went!"

Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?