Ah the illusion of freedom...
I'm ready to renounce my citizenship, identify as a black female disabled war vet with HIV, 1/8th first nations, color my hair rainbow, with "we dem" pronouns and sneak back in as an "undocumented immigrant, then sit back and let the benefits pour in!
That guy in Des Moines Iowa who was hired as the school superintendent, left my neck of the woods to take that job as he was school superintendent here first... Remember that movie about the great pretender who scammed his way around the world back in the day? Ya, he was a priest here at Gannon Univ.
Simply put, I think I can pull this off here as nobody is checking anything or anybody here...We are a sanctuary county afterall!