A man walks into a bar and notices that the barmaid is pretty good looking, so he decides to sit at the bar. While he's sitting there he notices a sign on the wall that reads: "Ham Sandwich: $2"
Right below that sign is another sign that reads: "Hand Job: $5"
He motions to the barmaid and she comes over and asks, "May I help you?"
He says, "Yes. I was just noticing the signs."
She smiles and says, "Yes. Is there something I can help you with?"
He says, "Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs for $5?"
Again, with a big smile she responds, "Yes I am!"
He says, "Great! Could you do me a favor?"
She says, "Sure! What's that?"
He says, "Could you wash your hands and fix me one of those ham sandwiches?" :smiley_crocodile:
Right below that sign is another sign that reads: "Hand Job: $5"
He motions to the barmaid and she comes over and asks, "May I help you?"
He says, "Yes. I was just noticing the signs."
She smiles and says, "Yes. Is there something I can help you with?"
He says, "Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs for $5?"
Again, with a big smile she responds, "Yes I am!"
He says, "Great! Could you do me a favor?"
She says, "Sure! What's that?"
He says, "Could you wash your hands and fix me one of those ham sandwiches?" :smiley_crocodile:
