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The Sign

A man walks into a bar and notices that the barmaid is pretty good looking, so he decides to sit at the bar. While he's sitting there he notices a sign on the wall that reads: "Ham Sandwich: $2"

Right below that sign is another sign that reads: "Hand Job: $5"

He motions to the barmaid and she comes over and asks, "May I help you?"

He says, "Yes. I was just noticing the signs."

She smiles and says, "Yes. Is there something I can help you with?"

He says, "Are you the lady that gives the hand jobs for $5?"

Again, with a big smile she responds, "Yes I am!"

He says, "Great! Could you do me a favor?"

She says, "Sure! What's that?"

He says, "Could you wash your hands and fix me one of those ham sandwiches?" :smiley_crocodile: