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Three Little Pigs

Bowhunter57

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* A true story proving the facinating mind of a six year old. They think so logically and litterally.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class.

When she came to the part of the story where the first little pig was trying to gather the building materials, for his home. She read, "...and so the pig walked up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and asked, 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused and then asked the class: "And what do you think the man said?"

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly, "I think the man would have said - 'I'll be a son-of-a-bitch!! A talking pig!!'"

The teacher had to leave the room. :smiley_blink: