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What’s the best practical joke

finelyshedded

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We have a magic shop that sells scatch off lottery tickets that look like the real deal with everyone of them being a $10,000 instant winner.. So I know a young lady that bought one and mixed it in with a few real ones... So they were going out to a nice restaurant with two other couples to celebrate her husband's birthday. At the restaurant she gave them to her husband... When he saw that he won $10,000 he told the waitress drinks were on him for all the surrounding tables... Didn't go over too good when he realized it was a prank... Walked out and took a cab home... Divorce followed soon after.... Anyone want any let me know I'll pick you up some... Your on your own though...
Wow!!! I agree, it was on the rocks beforehand. Lol
 

Bigslam51

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#23
We have a magic shop that sells scatch off lottery tickets that look like the real deal with everyone of them being a $10,000 instant winner.. So I know a young lady that bought one and mixed it in with a few real ones... So they were going out to a nice restaurant with two other couples to celebrate her husband's birthday. At the restaurant she gave them to her husband... When he saw that he won $10,000 he told the waitress drinks were on him for all the surrounding tables... Didn't go over too good when he realized it was a prank... Walked out and took a cab home... Divorce followed soon after.... Anyone want any let me know I'll pick you up some... Your on your own though...
I'll take a couple
 

Fletch

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No they do not have any state marked on them... Just look like your typical rub off ticket... Except on the back where it says how to collect your money, in small print it says such things as: Go to your mammas house or call the tooth fairy etc... I gave one to a girl at work... She was so happy and said she'd share some with me and proceeded too give me a BIG HUG and kiss... I felt bad but laughed....
 

"J"

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No they do not have any state marked on them... Just look like your typical rub off ticket... Except on the back where it says how to collect your money, in small print it says such things as: Go to your mammas house or call the tooth fairy etc... I gave one to a girl at work... She was so happy and said she'd share some with me and proceeded too give me a BIG HUG and kiss... I felt bad but laughed....
Gotcha 😂😂😂
 
#27
This is my Dads story: He and the other millwrights would get to work a half hor early and drink coffee and shoot the shit. One of the young guys , scott, was a drinker. So he comes in, sets down his stuff, and walks over to get coffee. Dad sees his Ohio Lottery ticket laying there and copies a set of his numbers. The other guys see what Dads up to. So dad walks away. Scott comes back with his coffee, shoots the shit a bit, and asks: "anybody get the lotto numbers?" They all reply "Bo has them". So scott starts trying to find Dad. Eventually Dad comes back in and Scott asks for the numbers. He says "yea, i got a couple numbers on 2 different tickets". He hands them to scott and walks back out to the hallway to listen. 30 seconds later scott is yelling, hugging people, getting ready to call his wife on the phone. Dad walks back in, scott hugs him, screaming "I fucking won! I fucking won! I'm quitting, im gonna call my wife and then quit". Dad says "no you didnt, dont quit". Scott pulls out his ticket: "the fuck I didnt, look at that!" As he showed dad his ticket. Dad starts laughing and says "scott, you didnt win, i have the real numbers here". Scott: "You motherfucker! Fuck all you motherfuckers. Everythings always a fucking joke around here".

He decided to gome home early that day and calm down. I used to see Scott around every so often. He married well, and started his own business. He always shared a story with me about dad fuggin with him
 

"J"

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This is my Dads story: He and the other millwrights would get to work a half hor early and drink coffee and shoot the shit. One of the young guys , scott, was a drinker. So he comes in, sets down his stuff, and walks over to get coffee. Dad sees his Ohio Lottery ticket laying there and copies a set of his numbers. The other guys see what Dads up to. So dad walks away. Scott comes back with his coffee, shoots the shit a bit, and asks: "anybody get the lotto numbers?" They all reply "Bo has them". So scott starts trying to find Dad. Eventually Dad comes back in and Scott asks for the numbers. He says "yea, i got a couple numbers on 2 different tickets". He hands them to scott and walks back out to the hallway to listen. 30 seconds later scott is yelling, hugging people, getting ready to call his wife on the phone. Dad walks back in, scott hugs him, screaming "I fucking won! I fucking won! I'm quitting, im gonna call my wife and then quit". Dad says "no you didnt, dont quit". Scott pulls out his ticket: "the fuck I didnt, look at that!" As he showed dad his ticket. Dad starts laughing and says "scott, you didnt win, i have the real numbers here". Scott: "You motherfucker! Fuck all you motherfuckers. Everythings always a fucking joke around here".

He decided to gome home early that day and calm down. I used to see Scott around every so often. He married well, and started his own business. He always shared a story with me about dad fuggin with him
😂😂😂😂😂 that’s a classic right there Red, thanks for sharino man...