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What a Weasel..

Jackalope

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Man with dead weasel accused of assault


HOQUIAM, Wash. – Police say a man was carrying a dead weasel when he burst into an apartment and assaulted a man in Washington state.

The victim asked, "Why are you carrying a weasel?" Police said the attacker answered, "It's not a weasel, it's a marten," then punched him in the nose and fled.

The attacker was apparently looking for his girlfriend and had gone to her former boyfriend's apartment Monday where the victim was a guest.

KXRO reports he left the carcass behind.
Police later found the 33-year-old Hoquiam man arguing with his girlfriend at another location and arrested him after a fight.

He said he had found the marten dead near Hoquiam, but police don't know why he carried it with him.

A marten is a member of the weasel family.
 

Jackalope

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Imagine this....


Bang! (Door flies open)

Homeowner: "Whey are you carrying a dead Weasel"

Man: It's not a weasel it's a Marten.. POW! (He sucker punches the homeowner and leaves)

lmao lmao

Can you imagine what the homeowner was thinking after he left....... "Maybe he thought i killed the weasel"
 

DJK Frank 16

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Joe - that is exactly what I was thinking, do you know how random that guy must have thought that was. Hell he wasn't even the ex boyfriend, gets cold cocked by a guy carrying a dead Marten... wow!
 

Jackalope

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And the icing on the cake is he ended up leaving the Marten.. Dude got punched in the mouth and some roadkill. lmao