OK, the beating off remarks just had me in tears.
You guys have already named them all. I'l leave it at that.
Oh, wait! I haven't seen porn on here yet. So I'll say:
1. Porn
Is it a bad habit if the old lady watches it with you? Yeah baby! That's how I ended up with three kids.
Hell, I don't know. Is it a bad habit if you watch it by yourself?