What if

[Hortontoter]

What if John Denver wasn't a country boy?
What if Nancy Sinatra didn't wear boots?
What is the Beatles went to an empty strawberry field?
What if the Trogs heart didn't sing?

Only us old farts will understand these.

 

["J"]

What if Sammy Hagar could drive 55???

What if super tramp took the short way home???

What if Jimmy Hendrix had a green haze runnin round his brain???

 

[finelyshedded]

Lmao at some of these!

 

[badger]

What if Pink Floyd had Another Roach In The Wall

What if Steve Miller was on Malaysia Air Liner

What if Johnny Horton went South To The Bahamas

What if Marty Robbins had a Big Bell On His Hip

 

[COB-TY]

What if my aunt had balls? Yep, she would be my uncle!

 

["J"]

What if dirty deeds cost a lot???
What if the Rolling Stones Could get all the want???
What if head east found a reason???
What if Manfred Mann wasn't blinded by the light???
What if the Pips took a midnight train to schenectady???
What if the boys never came back to town???
what if the Def Dumb and blind kid played a mean game of backgammon???

 

[Outdoorsfellar]

What if the music didn't die on that day & the levee wasn't dry ?

 

[badger]

What if the Monkeys sang HEY HEY We're The Beatles

 

[CJD3]

What if Meatloaf thought 2 outa 3 was bad ???

 

[Bigslam51]

What if a country boy couldn't survive?

 

[Milo]

What if sweet home wasn't alabama?

 

[Milo]

What if Charlie Daniels didn't play a fiddle?

 

[Hortontoter]

What if Johnny Cash named his son Dick?

 

[Ricer2231]

What if M C Hammer said Can Touch This?
What if AC/DC said Shook Me For Five Minutes?
What if Kenny Rogers said You Don't Gotta Know When To Hold Em?

 

[Riverdude]

Van Halen, What if Hot for Teacher was not Hot? (JD)
Tubes, Talk to you later, what if she wanted to talk. (JD)
Tesla, what if there were no signs??? (LD)
What if David Lee Roth was not a gigolo? (JD)
Eddie Money....What if they did not head to the Mexican Border? (JD)
What if Taylor Swift didn't shake it off?? (LD)
STYX - What if there was not wind to sail away? (JD)
Blue Oyster Colt - What if there was no Cow Bell?? (JD)
LOL (LD)

 

[Riverdude]

The Police, what if every little thing she did was tragic? (LD)
The Police, What if Roxanne did not have a red light? (JD)
Tom Petty, What if she wants to live like a refugee? (??)
What if John Mellencamp dies in a big town? (JD)

 

[Riverdude]

What if Twisted Sister could take it? (JD)

 

[Mooosie]

What if little suzie had insomnia

 

[hickslawns]

What if Quiet Riot didn't want to feel the noise?

What if you went thru the desert on a horse with a name?

What if Patsy Cline Fell Together?

What if Garth Brooks was much too old to feel this damn young?

What if his thunder didn't roll? What if the thunder bounced or hopped or skipped?

What if Willy was off the road again?

What if Thomas Dolby was blinded by social studies?

What if Weird Al Yankovick was skinny?

What is Michael Jackson was good?

What if there was no room at the Hotel California? Would you have to go to the Hotel Nebraska? What if you could leave? What if you couldn't check out anytime you wanted?

What if Bob Dylan had the subterranean homesick happies? What if he had the subterranean homesick greens or browns?

What if I wanted my lady to lay across my big wrought iron bed?

What if she was drinking Dandelion Wine and wasn't 17?

What if Hootie didn't want to be with you?

What if Old crow medicine Show wanted to rock you like a grinding wheel?

 

[hickslawns]

What if it was yellow yellow wine instead of red?

What if all George Strait's Ex's lived in Indiana?

What if Jenny's number wasn't on the bathroom wall? What if her number was 8675307?