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Joe has a thing for autos.
Jessica walked out of the house one day and just stopped. She asks "what in the world are you doing" I replied. "It had a bug on it." "So you decided to piss on headlight." "Well. Not originally. I was pissing next to it. Then noticed it had a bug on it. So I shifted fire." You know what. Leave me alone while I'm pissing. Lol