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Curran

Curran

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As overheard while cooking breakfast...

Caleb - Hey Mom!!

Wife - Everything alright?

Caleb - Yeah, but you've gotta come up here and look at the size of my poop! It's so long!!

Wife - (looks directly at me) Well, he's definitely your son.


 
"J"

"J"

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Curran said:
As overheard while cooking breakfast...

Caleb - Hey Mom!!

Wife - Everything alright?

Caleb - Yeah, but you've gotta come up here and look at the size of my poop! It's so long!!

Wife - (looks directly at me) Well, he's definitely your son.
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Years ago after getting home from work I went upstairs to the bathroom and found a pile of crap about 12" long staring at me from the commode.... Yelled at my son for not flushing the toilet after using it, only to be told it wasn't his but in fact my 5 year old daughter.... Utter amazement that something like that could come outta such a little girl.... lmao....


 
bowhunter1023

bowhunter1023

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"J" said:
Years ago after getting home from work I went upstairs to the bathroom and found a pile of crap about 12" long staring at me from the commode.... Yelled at my son for not flushing the toilet after using it, only to be told it wasn't his but in fact my 5 year old daughter.... Utter amazement that something like that could come outta such a little girl.... lmao....
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lmao

K takes after me and she continually blows my mind. I'm a 6' 200# man that eats 3-4 times the volume of food and she'll drop loads that would make my pants fit better, so I can't imagine how good she feels!
 
hickslawns

hickslawns

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Today our nephew turns 16. We have been raising him the last 11 years and it blows my mind how far he has come. Happy birthday Geoffrey. Glad I'm not in jail or the looney bin. Those first few years were rough. TOO good for sure.
 
Bigslam51

Bigslam51

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New hat that the wife made me. Patch was compliments of a veteran owned company on eBay.
 
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