What's good? I'm still alive right now!....
I took the wife's car down the street to put gas in it. I noticed the pump just on the other side of the pump I was using hand yellow "out-of-service" bags over the handles, and there was spilled gasoline on the concrete beneath them.... Hmmm, not to worry I thought... probably just a leaky nozzle. So I start filling up the car and notice the smell of gasoline getting stronger. Then I see some splashing on the concrete below me. Right about then, the nozzle I was using clicks because the car was full. There must have been a build-up of pressure because, all of a sudden, out of the very top of that pump column came a fuckin WATERFALL of gasoline! It started pouring out everywhere! As it started pouring all over the LED display and buttons, I jumped in the car and got the heck away from it. I then ran inside and told the clerk about it. She came out and said, "Oh... hmmm... I thought it was just a leaky nozzle on pump 16." For a minute there I thought I was going to make the evening news! lol