What's your best Chuck Norris joke?

[Bowhunter57]

I heard that super heroes read Chuck Norris comics.
Cats wish they had Chuck Norris like reflexes.
The boogie man looks under his bed for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's reflection won't even look him in the eyes.
When Chuck Norris gets in the water, the sharks get out of the ocean.
When Chuck Norris is hiking, grizzly bears look out for him.
Chuck Norris wears a hat to protect the sun.
The real thing that killed the dinosaurs was Chuck Norris.

 

[Ohiosam]

my favorite

 

[ThatBuckeyeGuy]

Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups , he pushes the world down.

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience once

 

[Jamie]

This is dated, but it was pretty funny at the time.

 

[CJD3]

 

[finelyshedded]

 

["J"]

 

[Sgt Fury]