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Gern186

Gern186

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I got it done about 10 years ago. It wasnt too bad. Like the other guys said....get 3 bags of frozen peas. Alternate them as they thaw out. Wear tight fitting underwear or a jock. Sit your ass down in a comfortable chair for about 3 days and dont get up or lift anything more than a few pounds. Your doctor can give you a pill that you can take about an hour prior to the surgery to relax you. Thats what I did. I highly recommend that. Have a buddy take you to the appointment. Not your wife. Just my opinion. Good luck.
 
"J"

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Gern186 said:
I got it done about 10 years ago. It wasnt too bad. Like the other guys said....get 3 bags of frozen peas. Alternate them as they thaw out. Wear tight fitting underwear or a jock. Sit your ass down in a comfortable chair for about 3 days and dont get up or lift anything more than a few pounds. Your doctor can give you a pill that you can take about an hour prior to the surgery to relax you. Thats what I did. I highly recommend that. Have a buddy take you to the appointment. Not your wife. Just my opinion. Good luck.
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My doctor prescribed halcyon. Like 5mg and I took it an hour before scheduled surgery. Got there, went into the room, put the gown on. Laid down on the table. Woke up at home, on the couch wondering WTF just happened. Apparently I don’t do halcyon very well 😂😂😂😂
My wife had too dress me and walk me too the car. The whole way home I kept saying I want wings and beer. She got me on the couch, wrapped me up in a blanket with frozen peas on the boys and left too get the kids. Came home with wings and beer (god love her) and I had them the next day. 😂😂😂
Oh and the urologist who did the procedure was Dr Black, his partner is Dr Stiff.... You can’t make this shit up 😂😂😂
 
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Buckmaster

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Got got the bait and switch on my nurses. First assessment hot nurse. Day of operation...greeted by hot nurse and she escorted me to my room. Hot nurse exits.... Now enter....Nurse Burtha, all 400# of jiggle with more chin hair than Dave Giles. Nurse Burtha proceeded to tape Johnson to my belly button and lather my junk up with iodine. Burtha was there assisting the male Doctor during the procedure. Burtha was the last female to touch my live seeds. Fast forward to my two sample drop off days. Those I got to hand over to the hot nurse.
 
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Big_Holla

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Simple procedure and minimal healing time for me. Big relief when it comes to not worrying about contraceptives and more kids. Just make sure you are done having kids. A few years later my wife and I had a few second thoughts and kinda wished I had waited. Too late now LOL!
 
Jackalope

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We got the wife fixed during her C-section. I still need to go for some double down protection.
 
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