Why does my dog eat $&@&

[giles]

Not poop, but he will eat all kinds of whatever he can find. Stupid things like walnut, hickory nuts, Wild cherries, charcoal out of the fire pit... Then he pukes it on my floor. I almost had to just burn the house down today. Why does he do this? Just a few short of a full deck or what? I’ve had multiple pups and never had this issue. You gotta watch him like a baby, a baby that doesn’t learn.

At 6 months he has officially passed the 2 year old. So I know he ain’t starving.

 

[Clay Showalter]

My lab eats shit out of the cat literbox, it drives my wife nuts!! Lol

 

[Jackalope]

Because they're a dog. An actual real life animal. Animals do stupid shit.

 

[Dustinb80]

Yup, he's retarded

 

[giles]

Must be that recessive gene...dumber-n-hell

 

[Isaacorps]

Takes after his owner?

 

[MoonLab]

Reminded me of moonshine, lmao. He chewed up $500 phone $150 glasses, $125 chair, $150 sunglasses...it went on. Finally he over it somewhat. He fucks with my sandles but doesn't chew on it. Shoulda named him Hooch from the movie Turner & Hooch

 

[giles]

You gonna take that kind of abuse, Clay? That wasn’t very nice, Issac.

 

[giles]

Reminded me of moonshine, lmao. He chewed up $500 phone $150 glasses, $125 chair, $150 sunglasses...it went on. Finally he over it somewhat. He fucks with my sandles but doesn't chew on it.

He doesn’t mess with our stuff. Seems to only eat poisonous stuff from the wild.

 

[Isaacorps]

You gonna take that kind of abuse, Clay? That wasn’t very nice, Issac.

I should’ve clarified, you only drink that shit from the blue cans

 

[MoonLab]

He doesn’t mess with our stuff. Seems to only eat poisonous stuff from the wild.

Ah, I see. So did moonshine I had to put everything up on top shelf.

 

[giles]

I should’ve clarified, you only drink that shit from the blue cans

 

[Quantum673]

Gracie is similar. She eats lots of stupid shit. Nothing in the house. It's everything outside. Wood, corncobs, grass, all kinds of nuts, everything in the garden. She will eat rotten vegetables then puke everything up and do it again.

 

[Redhunter1012]

He's dumb. For another couple years too

 

[giles]

All 3 of us with this problem have labs with that recessive gene

 

[Clay Showalter]

I knew he was talking about you Giles. lol

 

[triple_duece]

Feed him some good dog food instead of Ol Roy

 

[giles]

Pro-plan

 

[Redhunter1012]

My Lab did it for a couple years

 

["J"]

It’s a friggin over bred lab, it’s brain dead for at least another 2.5 years....Enjoy the ride buddy...