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Why? Why? Why?


Senior Member
Allen County
Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store for their perscriptions, while the healthy can buy cigarettes, just inside the door?

Why do people order a double cheeseburger, large fries and a diet coke?

Why do banks leave vault doors open and chain the pens to the desk?

Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and lock our garages stuffed with useless junk?

Why do we buy hot dogs in packages of 10 and buns in packages of 8?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we have drive-up ATM machines with braille lettering?

Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

Why don't we ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why do doctors call what they do 'practise'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic, called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those 2 mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize a needle used for lethal injection?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called appartments, when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?