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Why you never question a drunk......


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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check

out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in =

front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly =

stated, "You must be single."

I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by =

the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six =

items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my =

selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, =

you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."