The perfect doggie doormat doesn't exi......
Wire Haired Dauchund
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How much is this and what is Mad Maxx's address?!
So last night, I nearly forgot to lay a track. Had a couple/3 beverages and was rushing around trying to get it laid. In the rush, I forgot to tighten the deer feet into my shoes. Found the missing deer foot where track started. 300 yds, 6 turns and only 1 hoof w/no blood, plus ir rained 3 times on the track... This is gonna be rough on Maxx. But lets see what hes made of!
Maxx Dawg stepped right up and took us to payout. Goooboy Maxx Dawg!
Maxx Dawg stepped right up and took us to payout. Goooboy Maxx Dawg!
Sooooo Here is probably the craziest post I hope I EVER have to live through.
Maxx got ahold of a gummy! Not mine, I'm 1/2 afraid of them...
We went to get Glennas Deer and was there an hour and 20 min. I let Maxx run like always and twice he had something in his mouth and would hurry and swallow it before I could get ahold of it. An hour later, Maxx falls out after acting goofy! Opened his eyes and they were white only! I was freaking out! I just knew this was caused from that white powder that taxidermists use and that Maxx got a hold of some in the shop. Maxx then gets sick in the driveway and its small pieces of deer fat and a green jelly liquid size of a ping pong ball. We go to animal hospital and work with poison control... Borax has to be it! Dr comes out and says "Your Dog is a victum of cannabis overload" "He either got a very large piece of weed or a gummy... probably the gummy... I mean he's ripped!" After we backtracked everything with the time frames involved, we believe Maxx got ahold of it in the taxidermist parking lot.
This was the scariest shit I been through in a long time! I just knew Maxx was dieing...
Now hes back to normal sorta....
Maxx got ahold of a gummy! Not mine, I'm 1/2 afraid of them...
We went to get Glennas Deer and was there an hour and 20 min. I let Maxx run like always and twice he had something in his mouth and would hurry and swallow it before I could get ahold of it. An hour later, Maxx falls out after acting goofy! Opened his eyes and they were white only! I was freaking out! I just knew this was caused from that white powder that taxidermists use and that Maxx got a hold of some in the shop. Maxx then gets sick in the driveway and its small pieces of deer fat and a green jelly liquid size of a ping pong ball. We go to animal hospital and work with poison control... Borax has to be it! Dr comes out and says "Your Dog is a victum of cannabis overload" "He either got a very large piece of weed or a gummy... probably the gummy... I mean he's ripped!" After we backtracked everything with the time frames involved, we believe Maxx got ahold of it in the taxidermist parking lot.
This was the scariest shit I been through in a long time! I just knew Maxx was dieing...
Now hes back to normal sorta....
glad he's ok. it is some scary shit when your dog is sick and you don't know why. did you buy him a bag of Doritos for later when he gets the munchies?
Probably start listening too jazz!Sooooo Here is probably the craziest post I hope I EVER have to live through.
Maxx got ahold of a gummy! Not mine, I'm 1/2 afraid of them...
We went to get Glennas Deer and was there an hour and 20 min. I let Maxx run like always and twice he had something in his mouth and would hurry and swallow it before I could get ahold of it. An hour later, Maxx falls out after acting goofy! Opened his eyes and they were white only! I was freaking out! I just knew this was caused from that white powder that taxidermists use and that Maxx got a hold of some in the shop. Maxx then gets sick in the driveway and its small pieces of deer fat and a green jelly liquid size of a ping pong ball. We go to animal hospital and work with poison control... Borax has to be it! Dr comes out and says "Your Dog is a victum of cannabis overload" "He either got a very large piece of weed or a gummy... probably the gummy... I mean he's ripped!" After we backtracked everything with the time frames involved, we believe Maxx got ahold of it in the taxidermist parking lot.
This was the scariest shit I been through in a long time! I just knew Maxx was dieing...
Now hes back to normal sorta....
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Next he'll be asking for a doobie....
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Buckmaster
Senior Member
I joke about it now because it's okay. (Sorta)... I would never wish this on anybody!
