After being married for 30 years, a wife ask her husband to describe her. He looked at her for a while, then said: You're analphabet wife...A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K.
She asks: What the hell does that mean?
He said: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.
She smiled happily and said: Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?
He said: I'm just kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
She asks: What the hell does that mean?
He said: Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot.
She smiled happily and said: Oh, that's so lovely, but what about I, J, K?
He said: I'm just kidding!
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
