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"You Might Be A Muslim If..."

"You Might Be A Muslim If..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You are amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.


Junior Member
I wish there was some way we could get this to Juan Williams...LOL!! Poor guy says what we all think and ends up fired. I like him alot more today because of this whole thing though.


*Hims a Super Moderator*
I bet him like it a lot more tday also - fox gave him a $2,000,000.00 raise - i feel sorry fo the poor fugar - dang :smiley_cigar: