Things that make you go Hmm

[Diablo54]

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I think that thing on the leash has a beard...hmmmm

 

[Diablo54]

Why can your body break down EVERYTING you eat but not corn?

So you can put it back in the deer feeder duh..

 

[cotty16]

WTF!!! If that fat bastard in the top pic with the dog collar would color his nose black, he would look like a fuggin' dog...............a fat ugly fuggin' dog! MAN! The gangsta wanna be just needs wacked! EMO is one ugly,er girl? No, what the fugg is it. WTF has happened to these kids? What a waste of...........WASTE!

LMAO! He would look like "Barf" in Space Balls.

 

[rgecko23]

Ah, I see your shwarts is as big as mine.....

ludacris speed!!

 

[finelyshedded]

Once after eatting several bowls of blackberry cobbler I shit several purple turds! No, I'm serious! Really am! Seeds where everywhere too! :smiley_blink:

 

[Jackalope]

I shit green once.. Took me a moment to realize what happened. I though maybe my gallbladder blowed up or something. Then I figured it out.. I had eaten a bunch of licorice jelly beans the day before.. Who would have know that black dye was actually dark green.

Shit red once to.. I thought i finally done blowed an O-Ring. That about freaked me out. It was those stupid raspberry crystal light powders you add to a bottle of water.

 

[cotty16]

How did "spanking the monkey" become a term for doing the five knuckle shuffle on your piss pump?

 

[RedCloud]

Why is your penis call a Dick or a Peter and why would you name your kids after it ? or name your penis after a couple dudes ?

 

[Jackalope]

Why is your penis call a Dick or a Peter and why would you name your kids after it ? or name your penis after a couple dudes ?

It's not. My wife called mine "Bet" for "baby elephant trunk".

 

[hoot gibson]

purple shit? no problem . i used to eat the crayon shavings from the back of my kids crayon boxes after they sharpened them . looks really cool to use the shitter at a public place or a friends house and not flush it . looks really cool with all the colors of the rainbow.

 

[Jackalope]

purple shit? no problem . i used to eat the crayon shavings from the back of my kids crayon boxes after they sharpened them . looks really cool to use the shitter at a public place or a friends house and not flush it . looks really cool with all the colors of the rainbow.

HAHAHAHAAH I can't breathe...

 

[Buckmaster]

looks really cool with all the colors of the rainbow.

I thought that was following ingestion of those mushrooms......

 

[formerbowhunter1023]

purple shit? no problem . i used to eat the crayon shavings from the back of my kids crayon boxes after they sharpened them . looks really cool to use the shitter at a public place or a friends house and not flush it . looks really cool with all the colors of the rainbow.

Did you wear a helmet and lick windows too?!? LMAO!!!

I often shit orange after eating my favorite wings from BW's. The burn is not worth the amusement however...

 

[uglykat26]

why can you light your farts but not your burps

 

[Beentown]

I bet she gives good helmet! I used to love Spaceballs.

Beentown

 

[rgecko23]

Comb the desert

 

[Jackalope]

Comb the desert

We Ain't found Shit!

 

[Diablo54]

What was the best thing before sliced bread??

 

[Jackalope]

What was the best thing before sliced bread??

Uhhh.. Bread...

 

[Riverdude]

Why is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush? :smiley_chinrub: