Things that make you go Hmm

[tuffshot]

Ever wonder why mosquitoes buzz your ears?
They say they are drawn by CO2 but we don't breath out of our ears.
Hate those little buzzers. :smiley_adfundum:

 

[Ohiosam]

They do it to piss us off, as we get angry our blood pressure goes up, then when they bite the blood flows easier. Just call me Cliff Claven:smiley_arrogant:

 

[Dannmann801]

Hi Cliff

 

[formerbowhunter1023]

Better yet, ever wonder why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos?!?

 

[deerjunkie]

Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?

 

[cotty16]

"Whis is it called 'Taking a shit' instead of 'leaving a shit'? Afterall, you're not taking it anywhere." - Beavis circa 1994

 

[Jackalope]

What happened to the 3 liter of soda? Fugger just disappeared one day.

 

[RedCloud]

Ever wonder why a gas station or store that's open 24/7/365 has locks on the doors ?

 

[CJD3]

Drive up ATM's with Brail on the buttons... WTF

 

[Buckmaster]

When I sit on the shitter at strange places and can't gauge the water level to its appropriate depth. I end up sitting on "my thrown" and my "Jimmy" jumps into the pond. No worse feeling than dipping my dick into a public bathroom setting. That make me go hummmmm.

 

[rrr]

What would happen if tied a piece of toast, that always lands butter face down, to the back of a cat, that always lands on its feet?

 

[tuffshot]

Drive up ATM's with Brail on the buttons... WTF

Wondered about that myself.....LMAO

 

[tuffshot]

Who's bright idea was it too put infrared flusher on a toilet, a stink flush is totally out of the question.

 

[cotty16]

Why is Jenna Jameson retired?

 

[Jackalope]

Why can they show two fags kissing on daytime TV; but have to beep out the word bitch?

 

[tuffshot]

Why isn't there a T in mozzerella?

 

[Riverdude]

Where do they put the toe tag on a dead person if they don't have toes? :smiley_chinrub:

 

[Riverdude]

If a lesbian only has sex with women is she still a virgin? :smiley_confused_sch

 

[Riverdude]

Can you daydream at night? :smiley_chinrub:

 

[Riverdude]

How fast do Hotcakes really sell? :smiley_chinrub: