Say it ain't so!!! Only in WV...

[Jackalope]

Woman Utters Line Never Previously Recorded In A Police Report

Meet Melissa Lee Williams. The West Virginia woman, 41, is facing assault and weapons charges after allegedly waving a knife at two men who declined her demands to engage in sexual conduct at a motor inn.

The October 22 incident is detailed in an amusing/gross Jackson County Sheriff’s Department report excerpted here.

According to investigators, Williams--who lives four doors down from her estranged husband at the 77 Motor Inn--showed up at his door and asked Danny Williams and another man to “eat my

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[Jackalope]

I like the way the dude was like.. "uhhhmmmmmm... Alright" LOL

 

[Ohiosam]

I think I can smell her through my monitor

 

[uglykat26]

i thaught that smell was coming from stuebenville sewer plant now i know the real reasoning

 

[Diablo54]

Please do not make fun of my Aunt.:smiley_armscrossed:

 

[cotty16]

I wonder if the family is still together?

 

[badger]

I wonder if the family is still together?

Ya ever watch cops? Lol!

Joe, make sure you look out for this name on them Craigslist adds.

NOTE TO SELF: CANCEL BLIND DATE WITH MOTOR-INN-GIRL69. ALSO CANCEL MEMBERSHIP TO BLINDDATE.COM.

 

[rgecko23]

Ha ha ha oh man. Now I have read it all. I picture the landlord from kingpin.ha ha ha ha

 

[formerbowhunter1023]

If you boys only knew! Working in WV is enlightening if nothing else!!!

 

[jagermeister]

Hahaha that's fuggin gross... yet hilarious at the same time. If I was that dude, I would've punched that bitch right in her Jabba The Hut face! Good grief... I wonder if MountainBSer is any relation to these wackos... oh wait, I guess they're all related aren't they?

 

[moundhill]

Wonder if there were in mullets were involved? my guess would be yes

 

[uglykat26]

i live 20 minutes from west virginia , ya wanna see something funny go to wierton walmart

 

[Ohiosam]

And I'm about 25 minutes from WV. There is a big flea market in Rogers, Ohio that we affectionately call the West Virginia State Fair. At least a 1/3 of the cars in the lot have WV plates. It is quite a glimpse at how the other half lives.

 

["J"]

And I'm about 25 minutes from WV. There is a big flea market in Rogers, Ohio that we affectionately call the West Virginia State Fair. At least a 1/3 of the cars in the lot have WV plates. It is quite a glimpse at how the other half lives.

My kids refer to t as the dirt mall lol. Been there a few times and it is amusing to say the least lol

 

[formerbowhunter1023]

i live 20 minutes from west virginia , ya wanna see something funny go to wierton walmart

HAHA! I spend my days in Parkersburg. The Vienna Wally World is alrigh, but the real creepers hang out at the South Side Parkersburg Wally World. Holy smokes, that place can boost the spirits of even the most miserable of Buckeyes!!! :smiley_blink:

 

[uglykat26]

after my find at stuebenville flea market im eagerly awaiting going to rogers

 

[cotty16]

You oughta see them dancing girls over there at Rumorz in Weirton. I bet they give good BJ's with them missing front teeth.