Deer beard.
- Thread starter Beentown
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My hairline is doing the same shit. Unfortunately I can't grow my goat out anymore do to a clean shaven policy at work
If they know about your chubby red cheeks, what exactly were you shaving Jesse?
Jesse, I have a theory: My hairline isn't receding, as I get older it is retiring south. Where did the new hair I found in my ear come from? Moved south from my hairline. Why do I have more nose hairs than I did at 20? Moved south. More chest hair in last 10yrs? Moved south. I don't think guys "lose" their hair. I think it just moves. That is my theory. Anyone else notice this? Losing hairline and gaining in other places.
100% man. I find new hairs on my ears weekly. My back is as bad as my chest now! And let's not talk nose hair!!! It's like breathing throw shag carpet if I don't stay on top of it. It's hell getting old...
You're barely up the first flight of stairs youngin!!!! lmao.....
Bit gotta agree with everything moving south lmao..... Gravity sucks brother lol.... That's why everything is heading south lol....
I don't want to brag here about my "Tom Selleck hairy chest", but. . . When we got married (I was 24) my wife thought the 3 chest hairs I had were cute. I will try not to brag or exaggerate (insert sarcasm smiley), but I am probably sporting a solid 30-50 chest hairs now. :smiley_crocodile:
Let's not talk about belly hair. Used to have a six pack and nice line from the belly button down the wife thought was sexy. Let's just say my belly doesn't get cold in the winter. What the heck is the deal here? Just blows my mind how a beard or chest/belly/nose/ear hair finds new places to grow into my 30's and 40's but when I really wanted facial hair as a kid. . . Couldn't grow a lick of it.
Prepare for ball busting...
I shaved my chest when we met. I had 12 hairs, so what was the point? I looked more like I had mange, so I just shaved them off. Now I have 12K and look like I'm wearing a sweater! What's worse it is actually growing north as my back does the same. My shoulders have started getting hairy in the last year. WTF?!?
I shaved my chest when we met. I had 12 hairs, so what was the point? I looked more like I had mange, so I just shaved them off. Now I have 12K and look like I'm wearing a sweater! What's worse it is actually growing north as my back does the same. My shoulders have started getting hairy in the last year. WTF?!?
I know idea we had so much man-scaping going on amongst the TOO brotherhood! rotflmao
My eyebrows and nose hair grow faster than my fingernails which grows at Mach III speed!lol
Other than a haircut every now and then it's the only hair I have to keep after!
My eyebrows and nose hair grow faster than my fingernails which grows at Mach III speed!lol
Other than a haircut every now and then it's the only hair I have to keep after!
Lmao at this. My eyebrows are the worst. I try and trim them the best I can, hell I trimmed them a day before I went to get a hair cut and the women tells me my brows need a good trim. Hair on the ears......yup. Nose hairs......yup. I know have a couple hairs that grow on the bridge of my nose! WTF!!! Chest hairs.....not a issue. Hair on the back.....none. I go with a beard for about a month and can't take it any more and shave it, wife likes it ( cough cough ickle: )
Had a mustache since college.....never have shaved it off.
ickle: )Had a mustache since college.....never have shaved it off.
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My dad wears a goatee now, used to be just a mustache. He and mom just celebrated 37 years of marital bliss. My mom has never seen him without at least a mustache. Crazy to think about. He always teases mom that he has his ex's name tattooed on his upper lip. lmao
My satchel already hang to my knees, by the time I have an AARP card like you two, I'll trip on them...
Jesse's wife and my wife are RN's. I have heard stories (no names or anything). I would imagine Jesse has heard a few. Lol
lmao
Yes sir! She agrees with my previous post too! Life's rough when you can't remember where you put stuff, can't trust farts and you constantly sit on your balls...