Seriously though, If I were in your shoes this morning I woulda just walked as quietly and stealthily as I could to the nearest log or stump on my down wind side and took care of it. Whatever gets you relief but you out and back in your stand the fastest and with less chance of boogering anything and leaving less scent on the ground the better. I always carry TP with me for that very reason!
Just my opinion....:smiley_coolpeace: