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Ok.. Need some help here.... I need a big white robe, a white horse, and a trumpet.. Man. I could have some fun with this.....
Tomorrow evening if you and the wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.. When she gets up to go pee. Jump up, strip down and lay your clothes out where you were sitting, then hide...
Or go in the kitchen and turn on the sink, strip down and leave your clothes in a pile.. Then hide.. When she wonders why the water is running and you don't answer all she'll find is a pile of clothes...
OOOOHHHHHHHH Better yet... Does someone know where i can get like 2 pallets full of old clothes... Thinking about piling them around the church parkinglot.. When people come to church Sunday morning they'll be like "Awwwwwww man! Shit!
Gloriously twisted.....:smiley_crocodile: