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Just great...End of the world May 21, 2011

CJD3

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Thats Just great...
Now Harold Camping is saying the end of the world is this Saturday around 6:00PM...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/19/harold-camping-judgement-day-may-21_n_864507.html

"He and his fringe group of churchless followers believe that at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21, a massive earthquake will make its way around the earth, beginning in Fiji and New Zealand. Graves will open and the dead who are 'saved' will ascend to heaven. Alive or dead, two hundred million of the saved will float up. The doomed remainder will live on an unruly earth for five months before God annihilates it on Oct. 21."

Even the CDC is jumping on the media attention...
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-advises-on-zombie-apocalypse-and-other-emergencies/

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/

Well... That kinda puts a kink in my weekend plans.:smiley_depressive:
 

Jackalope

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Thats Just great...
Now Harold Camping is saying the end of the world is this Saturday around 6:00PM...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/19/harold-camping-judgement-day-may-21_n_864507.html

"He and his fringe group of churchless followers believe that at 6 p.m. on Saturday, May 21, a massive earthquake will make its way around the earth, beginning in Fiji and New Zealand. Graves will open and the dead who are 'saved' will ascend to heaven. Alive or dead, two hundred million of the saved will float up. The doomed remainder will live on an unruly earth for five months before God annihilates it on Oct. 21."

Even the CDC is jumping on the media attention...
http://blogs.wsj.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-advises-on-zombie-apocalypse-and-other-emergencies/

http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/

Well... That kinda puts a kink in my weekend plans.:smiley_depressive:


So if rapture happens do I still have to buy a deer tag?
 

hickslawns

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I started to read it CJD, then realized "Hey, I am falling for this stupid trap." While I do believe we as humans have fallen, and Christians have become pretty lax as a whole, I also believe as a Christian that we will not know the time and day. I know it is going to happen. I just don't know when, let alone 6pm on Saturday. If it so happens to be 6PM Saturday is the day, then I will be in a better place. Bible says so. It also says (in not quite these words but essentially the same) "You aren't going to change it. Go about your business. Live your lives."

While I believe you were poking fun at the gentleman stirring the pot, I just thought I would throw in my 2cents. If it happens, it happens. If not, then I will be watching my daughter's dance recital about that time. lol
 

CJD3

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Hicks,
He tried to call a date/time once before, in the 80's or 90's.

Yes I am kinda poking a little bit but when it happens, it happens. I hope to be in a better place TOO ... someday.
 

hickslawns

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I am with you. I know we can't choose when, but i would like to see my kids grow up and start their own families. Kind of be nice to be an old man someday instead of just feeling like one on some mornings. lol
 

finelyshedded

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I also agree guys. Only GOD knows when, it's up TOO us to be ready! I hope it's not in our lifetime but I do know as everyday passes things keep getting worse and the rapture is one day closer.
 

bowhunter1023

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I'm gonna golf and get drunk tonight just in case. Probably get a couple hookers and some blow TOO. I'll be dead before my wife has a chance to kill me! LOL!!!
 

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It says in the bible, that we will not know when that time is. "He will come like a theif in the night".

Did you see that one guy who is involved with this group cashed in his whole life savings to put up all the billboards??
 

DJK Frank 16

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I started to read it CJD, then realized "Hey, I am falling for this stupid trap." While I do believe we as humans have fallen, and Christians have become pretty lax as a whole, I also believe as a Christian that we will not know the time and day. I know it is going to happen. I just don't know when, let alone 6pm on Saturday. If it so happens to be 6PM Saturday is the day, then I will be in a better place. Bible says so. It also says (in not quite these words but essentially the same) "You aren't going to change it. Go about your business. Live your lives."

While I believe you were poking fun at the gentleman stirring the pot, I just thought I would throw in my 2cents. If it happens, it happens. If not, then I will be watching my daughter's dance recital about that time. lol


Phil, no offense, but if the world is coming to an end at 6PM on Saturday, can we quit mowing around 4 or so? I would really like to spend my last two hours drinking beer or in the bedroom.... lmao
 

Dannmann801

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If'n I gotta go to heaven, I've got some questions...

I really like my new truck. Can I take it?
When does deer season start?
Will the scentsmoker work as well in heaven as it does here on earth?
My ATV prefers premium gas - wouldn't all the gas in heaven be premium?

I hope the good Lord doesn't consider this blasphemous, but I've got an idea....concerning the rapture, instead of making all the good people make the move, why not just vaporize all the other turds? Would make it a lot easier to get a good tee time....:smiley_coolpeace:

In all seriousness, no one knows the hour....

What's a shame is that so many "nutcases" think they're helping, and end up making a mockery of themselves and then Christianity by association, doing more harm than good to the cause of Christ. They should shut up, read the book, mind their business, love their neighbors and live a life that reflects the love of Christ.
 

DJK Frank 16

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What's a shame is that so many "nutcases" think they're helping, and end up making a mockery of themselves and then Christianity by association, doing more harm than good to the cause of Christ. They should shut up, read the book, mind their business, love their neighbors and live a life that reflects the love of Christ.


You hit the nail on the head with that one Dan!
 

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Okay... I'm working this weekend.... so when I'm on my way home and I see a long haired bearded Guy wearing sandles do I pick him up or just keep going????? What if the Guy were wearing those crocks?????
 

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Ok.. Need some help here.... I need a big white robe, a white horse, and a trumpet.. Man. I could have some fun with this.....

Tomorrow evening if you and the wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.. When she gets up to go pee. Jump up, strip down and lay your clothes out where you were sitting, then hide...

Or go in the kitchen and turn on the sink, strip down and leave your clothes in a pile.. Then hide.. When she wonders why the water is running and you don't answer all she'll find is a pile of clothes...

OOOOHHHHHHHH Better yet... Does someone know where i can get like 2 pallets full of old clothes... Thinking about piling them around the church parkinglot.. When people come to church Sunday morning they'll be like "Awwwwwww man! Shit!
 

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So what side of the International Date Line is this going to start on ? Does this mean it will happen twice ? If it starts in Asia today and billions of people are gone on one side of the earth...will that make the earth lopsided and make it spin faster then slower then faster again ? And will it make the earths normal wobble worse and spin us into the sun ?

Hmmmmm.

Hey, If anybody has call ahead seating at the Outback Steakhouse for 6:01....Can I have it ?
 

CJD3

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OK.. Need some help here.... I need a big white robe, a white horse, and a trumpet.. Man. I could have some fun with this.....

Tomorrow evening if you and the wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.. When she gets up to go pee. Jump up, strip down and lay your clothes out where you were sitting, then hide...

Or go in the kitchen and turn on the sink, strip down and leave your clothes in a pile.. Then hide.. When she wonders why the water is running and you don't answer all she'll find is a pile of clothes...

OOOOHHHHHHHH Better yet... Does someone know where i can get like 2 pallets full of old clothes... Thinking about piling them around the church parking lot.. When people come to church Sunday morning they'll be like "Awwwwwww man! Shit!

O Jack That is cold man
That could give some people heart attacks
I'll watch the news for a church in YOUR area that had clothing in the parking lot.


(ya. I laughed. )
 

Jackalope

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O Jack That is cold man
That could give some people heart attacks
I'll watch the news for a church in YOUR area that had clothing in the parking lot.


(ya. I laughed. )


I'm thinking three trumpet blasts at every pastors house Saturday night at like 2 am..... They'll be calling everyone they know.. "Are you still here" lmao..