If you really want to mentor someone, perhaps connect with your local Boys & Girls Club, Boy Scout Troop, or 4H and I'm sure you could find a youth and/or parent to take you up on this. As Phil said, this isn't a target-rich environment in terms of novice hunters, nor are we likely to recruit someone to send to you, especially since most of us don't like anywhere near you. It's a mighty fine offer, but the absence of a taker isn't an indictment of TOO.
I pass no judgement here, so it's not a problem and if this doesn't workout one way or the other, it's no big deal. I appreciate it, thank you!