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REDNECK HOME SECURITY SYSTEM~ 1. Buy a pair of size 14-16 work boots. 2. Put them on front porch with a copy of Guns & Ammo. 3. Put some giant dog dishes next to boots & magazines. 4. Leave note on your door: "Bubba: Me & Bertha went for more ammo & beer. Back soon. Don't mess with the pit...

A man was walking down the street when he was stopped by a particularly dirty, shabby looking homeless man, who asked him for a couple of dollars for some dinner. The man took out his wallet, removed ten dollars and asked, “If I give you this money will you buy beer with it, instead of...

One of my most enjoyable hunts..Dec 18th was a time for a whitetail hunter to be in the woods...Extreme cold temps..combined with 4 inchs of powder snow and to top things off..a bumper crop of acorns. Those combinations allowed me to track this old boy down. Man..I love deer...

STRONGSVILLE, Ohio — The manager of a cell phone store in Ohio called 911 to report a gorilla had been attacked by a banana. The Wireless Center in Strongsville, near Cleveland, advertises at curbside with a man in a gorilla suit. Manager Brandon Parham says he was watching last week as a kid...

couldnt afford to have it done, so I had to do it myself.drie the tail, beard and feet. A few bits and pieces from the craft store... I didnt notice it was crooked until the picture came up in my album, but just shorten one of the drop cords a little and it will be just fine.

Picked him up Friday.......Gross 148, net 145. Here are a couple of ducks I got back last week also.......

I got the call from my taxidermist today that Roamer was finished... So you know me...I made a 15 min drive in 12 minutes...Not like I was in a hurry or anything!

Vicksburg MS. http://maps.google.com/maps?q=vicksburg+mississippi&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=0x8628e027f6b111b9:0x77422a69074f7bc0,Vicksburg,+MS&gl=us&ei=92LNTeeUHKbr0QHtgaGDDg&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CEEQ8gEwAA...

Ethel was a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed down the long halls. Because the poor woman was a little crazy all the other residents tolerated her and even joined in. One day Ethel was speeding...

No, not the mount (although I'm happy as hell to have gone & picked it up today). Little back ground here: My wife has a "No dead stuff" rule for the first floor of the house. All my racks, mounts, sheds, hunting decor etc. is down stairs in the man cave. Which I'm OK with for the most part...

A "heads up" for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I've become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends...