How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there..
How do you make 5...
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In a pub quiz the other day I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer is Africa .
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I've heard that Apple have...