You should probably retire from turkey hunting now while you're on top (don't be like Brett Favre), write a book, go on tour....big $$$ to be had! :smiley_crocodile:
Read the story out loud to my wife and the boys. Between the three of them they sound like they have about the same amount of turkey knowledge as Tucky. (Tucky might be just a smidgeon ahead of them in the knowledge department.) Even though I had to edit it a bit for language, they thought it was a hilarious story. Might be just the inspiration to get my wif out in da woods!