Tree Monkey
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Well you ever show hogs at the fair??.....you keep by side her and when she is actin up or not doing what you want you smack her along her face with ur stick......worked for me
Tree Monkey
Member
You hit her too hard and she will start running and jumping around the room squealing...just a little love type to let her know your in charge.
Killing me Ryan, you're killing me!
Shoot me a text bud. My phone crapped out and I lost your number.
Shoot me a text bud. My phone crapped out and I lost your number.
TripleA88
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So what? He can have sloppy seconds.
Joe, Im going to the drive in tonight with a cooler full of coors. I'll ask and see if she has any older friends that are the country type.
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Who the wide hipped one with 2 kids.
Or the Truck driving one with 1 kid.
Damn man.. If their friends are older they prolly got 6 kids by then.
Huckleberry Finn
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TripleA88
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Hahaha, you think Id take the one with 2 kids on a date? Fugg that. Im still unsure if the other even has a kid. Guess I'll find out. Good thing deer season is around the corner though, I gotta clear exit strategy if I need to run. lol
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When you go to the drive in movie and wait in line to get in, look across 40 at that house.. Look at the weeping cherry tree to the left of the porch.. I banged the ole lady bent over behind that bush on the 4th during the fireworks.. What i didn't know at the time was the branches are trimmed about waist high.. lmao Anyone waiting in line to get in the drive in to see the fireworks could have seen us if they looked the 100 yards over there. Including the trooper that was directing traffic. lmao I drive by and look at it now and just laugh.. We had ZERO cover behind that bush...
Dude, sorry I joked with ya man. Just have to have some kind of release. Dude I am SO SOORY YOU DID NOT MEET MOM! I did not know it until I called her this evening. Going to make another post to thank you guys shortly. Love ya and thanks for the spiedo, lol.
Huckleberry Finn
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Anytime man. Glad you could smile and have some fun (I didn't want to giggle too much)! I can't express the feeling of family that I felt tonight and we'll get together soon.