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Best Cookies ever!

Best Cookies ever!
(by someone like Foster Brooks????)lol

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
1 Lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuero Tequila

Sample the Cuero to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuero
again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
drink. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large
fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it's
best to make sure the Cuero o is still OK, try another cup just in case.

First, turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
chuck in the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just! pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuero to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Jose Cuero.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



Git Off My Lawn
Supporting Member
North Carolina
Foster Brooks was the man, he was hilarious doing the drunk routine... Loved him in the Dean Martin fryes....