So I'm a big Pittsburg Penguin fan and the bank I do business with there's a lady that works there that is a big New York Islander fan... So I always gotta wear my Pens hat when I go there and we tease each other... So one day she says we have something in common as one of her favorite players Bryan Trottier played for both the Pens and Islanders... She said I even have his autographed Jersey... Well I have a Bryan Trottier autographed stick... So I thought how cool would it be to give the stick to her... So one day recently I walked into the bank mask on carrying a hockey stick ( two years ago they would have hit the alarm) So I walk over to her desk and say check this out... Her eyes got like saucers... I said Merry Christmas... ITS YOURS... The manager comes over and says: She can't accept it... BANK RULES... Like WTF...