Joe dirt:You mean to tell me you aint got no black cats? No roman Candles, no screamin meemees?
Kickin wing: No!
Joe Dirt:Oh come on man, no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zipity doodas or crap flappers?
Kickin Wing: Nope!
Joe dirt: Your gonna stand there, owning a fireworks stand...... and tell me you aint got no whistling bung holes, spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker dont. cherry bombs, nipse daisers.....with or with out the skooter stick... Or one single whistlin kitty chaser?????
Kickin wing: Nope, the snakes and sparklers are my favorite.
Joe Dirt: Well its not about what you like, its about the Consumer!!!!